Return to the Kingdom of Fife Lyrics (2023)

Return to the Kingdom of Fife Lyrics Album by Gloryhammer

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Album Lyrics

1. Incoming

(Instrumental)

2. Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost

Welcome mighty heroes
Into this ancient land
A kingdom steeped in legendary splendor
From the mighty highlands
To the shores of Auchtertool
A shining realm of unicorn defenders

And in the ancient castle
Atop his golden throne
The king of fife rules over
His great ancestral home

By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost
We will voyage ‘cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost
In this realm of ancient battles where the king of fife now reigns
I will wield the holy hammer of flame
Unholy cosmic frost!

In the merchant’s district
The dwarves of aberdeen
Are forging artifacts of mighty power
Meanwhile in the college
Where wizards learn their spells
A fireball is blasting from a tower

Behold the knights of crail
Atop the city walls
They swore a mighty oath to say
Dundee will never fall!

Across the infinite void of time and space
From a twisted dimension of shattered reality
The dying screams of a malevolent sorcerer materialized
And terrible were the words they spoke…

Sanctus!
Dominus!

Initiating interdimensional subspace relay
Incoming transmission
Activate Zargothrax clone alpha 1

Geminus!
Thaumaturgist rise!

Upgrading nuclear subroutines
Powering up anti-telharsic nanobots
Assignment: destroy dundee!

Duplexus!
Maleficus!
Chaos lord reborn!

By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost
We will voyage ‘cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost
By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost
We will voyage ‘cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost

In this realm of ancient battles where the king of fife now reigns
I will wield the holy hammer of flame
Unholy cosmic frost!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

3. Imperium Dundaxia

Welcome, doomed traveler, into a forsaken realm of nuclear chaos… welcome to Imperium Dundaxia!

Nothing remains now but chaos and death
Once blue skies now rage bloody red
Blasted and crushed, to rubble and dust
The kingdom lies in waste, vanquished and dead

The evil wizard has doomed us all
Imperium Dundaxia

Decades have passed in the Kingdom of Fife
The end of the world has begun
Robots and goblins are roaming the land
The peasant folk cower and run
My father died in the war of Dundee
By magical spells I was saved
Hidden for years in a castle in space
I swore to rise again, to take my revenge

This is a lament for Dundee
Song for the brave heroes
Who died on their hands and knees
In a battle once foretold, long ago
Now lost to the ancient cosmic
Force of nuclear fire

Flames! Burning with fury
Rage! My only desire
Is to bring death, pain and destruction
Unto the wizard of ire
Fight! Raise up the hammer
Quest! Forevermore
Into a land lost to the darkness
Dundax! Irae!

And out from the toxic shadows of the Dundaxian wasteland, came forth the cloned sorcerer on a diabolical quest in the name of his ice-bound progenitor… Chaos! Evil! A thousand plagues and more would be unleashed upon the world, and all would once again kneel before the immortal Zargothrax!

Goblins! Agents of doom
Masters of evil that come from the moon
Robots! Servants of steel
Their lasers so real you shall feel
Wizard! Frozen in tomb
His nuclear clone made Dundee go kaboom
But all is not lost just as long as I stand
The forces of justice still wander these lands
I swear by the hammer that I will defy
The armies of chaos will die!

4. Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol

(Wasteland warrior hoots patrol)

Cruisin’ down the highway powered by hoots
1000 miles per hour that electrocute
Pedal to the metal, feel the surge
It’s the invocation of the Thaumaturge

Across the endless light years
Your heroes have returned
On nuclear powered motorbikes
The enemies of Unst will burn

Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
Fighting goblins everywhere we go
Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
With the hammer and axe
Prepare to attack!
We’re the
Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
Riding on through the ice and the snow
Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
When a battle is Fight
We’ll be there at the speed of light!
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Swords! Hammers! Battleaxe!
(Wasteland warrior hoots patrol)

White hot thunder beneath my feet
Goblins battling in the streets
With armor of wolf and leather boots
The only law is the law of hoots

The kingdom lies in ruins
Auchtermuchty is no more
Toxic dragons fly across
A wasteland made from nuclear war
But there’s a lone survivor
Questing far across the land
He is the mighty Hootsman
Battleaxe is in his hand

Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
Fighting goblins everywhere we go
Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
With the hammer and axe, prepare to attack!
We’re the wasteland warrior hoots patrol
Riding on through the ice and the snow
Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
When a battle is Fight
We’ll be there at the speed of light!

Alright, you bunch of nuclear goblins, listen up!
My name is the Hootsman, and this wasteland belongs to me
Now, I’m gonna give you to the count of three
To get your good for nothing goblonic asses outta here
Or you’re gonna taste the power of hoots!

Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
Fighting goblins everywhere we go

Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
Fighting goblins everywhere we go
Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
With the hammer and axe Prepare to attack!
We’re the wasteland warrior hoots patrol
Riding on through the ice and the snow
Wasteland warrior hoots patrol
When a battle is Fight
We’ll be there at the speed of light!

Swords! Hammers! Battleaxe!
(Wasteland warrior hoots patrol)

Hoots!

5. Brothers of Crail

Woah-oh-oh in the decimated wastelands of Crail
Woah-oh-oh where the brotherhood rides in alis aquilae

Join us in our fortress where the ocean meets the land
A secret ancient brotherhood with laser sword in hand
Guardians of technology from centuries gone by
Riding on an eagle through apocalyptic skies

Grandmaster Proletius
He’s the mightiest hero

Woah-oh-oh in the decimated wastelands of Crail
(Brothers of Crail! To Robots We Hail!)
Woah-oh-oh where the brotherhood rides in alis aquilae
(Raise your sword to the sky and say!)
Woah-oh in the decimated wastelands of Crail
(Brothers of Crail! To Robots We Hail!)
Woah-oh-oh where the brotherhood rides in alis aquilae
(‘Cause we! Are the Brotherhood of Crail!)

Long ago we served the king but now we stand alone
We’ll fight to save the land of Crail with blood and steel and bone
Keepers of the sorcerer now trapped inside of ice
Never shall his reign of terror overcome the Knights

Our powerful robots
Will protect us from chaos

Deformed goblins of the wasteland! You have proven yourselves to be unworthy of our technology, indeed! Now, prepare to face the might of the Brotherhood of Crail!

We’ll fight together
Proudly we will stand
The evil wizard Zargothrax will never rule this land
Upon our eagles
Riding in the sky
The Brotherhood of Crail will never die!

6. Fife Eternal

I will fight for the light
In the name of Fife Eternal
To defend the realm that lies
Ablaze with black fire

Questing through an ancient land my father used to rule
Now overrun by toxic fiends and goblins minuscule
I am brave prince Angus, the second of my name
To reclaim the throne of Fife shall be my only aim

To triumph in the ultimate war
We must stand together once more

I will fight for the light
In the name of Fife Eternal
To defend the realm that lies
Ablaze with black fire
On a quest for the crown
To restore the land’s renown
I will fight from the Clyde to the Tay
I’m fighting every day

From the north – barbarian! The Hootsman is his name
He’s sure to join my noble fight in search of epic fame
From the east Proletius the grandmaster of Crail
Long ago he swore an oath – now once again he’ll hail

And from a mountain far to the south
A hermit heeds the call
(Memories of nuclear submarines)
Now Ralathor is back by my side
The wizard clone soon will fall!

Long ago, it was told
That a mighty Laserblaster
Lies inside a citadel now lost to the Starlords
You must quest, far away
Through the ancient Dwarven caves
And into the legendary
Kingdom of Strathclyde

7. Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde

Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde
Black Knight of the Dwarven Caverns
We must find the hidden way
By the sword of the Lord of the Horde

Questing to the caverns, beneath the ancient ruins of Dundee
(Lost for centuries before the fall of Cowdenbeath)
Nuclear devastation, and toxic laser slime surrounding me
Warriors take heed!
Mighty Ser Proletius is guiding us below atomic stars
(Epic paladin, he battles for the powersteel)
Ralathor behind me, we stеp inside the tunnels to thе dark
No turning back!

Led by ancestral light
The fire burning deep in my heart
To revive lost Kingdom of Fife
The Sword must ignite my path!

Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde
Black Knight of the Dwarven Caverns
We must find the hidden way
By the sword of the Lord of the Goblin Horde

Cosmic glyphs and sigils burning black
(Ancient symbols from the star lords of eternity)
Laser horses cry for homeland lost to destiny
(Laser horse of Kirriemuir)
The cavern shakes with ancient crystal fires, so dire
A goblin approaches from the shadowy murk – beware! I see him there!

If his sword should strike me, mighty heroes are defeat
Evil Wizards rewrite history
But the force of my Holy Hammer, will rage through time
This battle for our destiny is mine!

Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde
Black Knight of the Dwarven Caverns
We must find the hidden way
By the sword of the Lord of the Goblin Horde, prepare for war

Mighty prince, as decreed by the ancient code of goblins
I shall yield the secret of this blade only when bested in single combat!
But, know this! The path can only be revealed
If you take its knowledge to the grave!
Now, enough chatter… prepare for battle! En Guarde!

Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde
Black Knight of the Dwarven Caverns
We must find the hidden way
By the sword of the Lord of the Goblin Horde

8. Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem

Long ago in times of war, men spoke of an artifact
Built by gods from worlds unknown and wielded by kings

With the blaster in my hands
Lord Zargothrax would surely yield
Goblin armies run away in fear
We must find it here!

For the Kingdom of Space Dundee
For the powerful weapon that I seek
In the ashes of nuclear war
Remember the things we are fighting for
For the land where the dragon flies
Far across the enchanted sapphire sky
I’ve seen it inside of my dreams
The Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem

Weapon borne of mystic times, a fragment of destiny
Charged with light from an ancient star and forged from pure steel!
He who wields dark matter cannon becomes one with the power
I must quest far and wide until it is mine – I’ll quest for all time!

Ride mighty warriors, across the plains of East Kilbride
Pass the icy chasms to the mountains of Strathclyde
There inside a citadel, where a robot guards the way
You will find the Blaster, to smite your foes this day

For the Kingdom of Space Dundee
For the powerful weapon that I seek
In the ashes of nuclear war
The tales of our glory will live evermore
Now the chest is before my eyes
But inside there is emptiness and lies
By the wizard I’ve been deceived
The Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem

Pathetic mortal scum! Your quest was in vain, and your realm is doomed…
For the Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem is now in the hands of the immortal Zargothrax!

9. Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy

Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of celestial flame

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

A wizard did arise
(Concealed a clone beneath Dundee)
The Prince of Fife must die

He’s a sorcerer, nefarious
With eyes that burn like fire
Slaying those who dare oppose
The power of his evil desires, oh yeah!
He wields the Laserblaster
Dark lord of Dundee
He’s a sorcerer, nefarious
And he will bring the kingdom to its knees

Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of celestial flame
Sorcerer, bound to the darkness
Evil lies in his brain
Darklord Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of celestial flame
Wizard King, chaos incarnate
Zargothrax is his name!

Laser goblin!
Power sword!
Ultra warfare!
The dawn of double wizard
Shall reveal his fate

So we must ride far away
To the Fortress of Crail
To revive the frozen wizard
From a tomb of liquid ice
We will fight, to destroy
And to vanquish the name
Of the scion of the kingdom
And unleash the celestial flame

He is the keeper of the Celestial Flame
yeah, yeah

10. Maleficus Geminus (Colossus Matrix 38B – Ultimate Invocation of the Binary Thaumaturge)

Dundee! Dundee! Irax! Harfatum!
Vorpus! Telum! Nihil! Septomin!
Dundee! Dundee! Colossus! Matrix 38B!

Riding ‘cross the terrorzone
With the blaster in his hand
An unholy quest to break the tomb
Of the frozen wizard
Slashing through the Brotherhood
The pathetic Knights of Crail
Now the secrets of the gods are mine
They will yield to me!

Far away inside the ancient citadel of Crail
I know a goblin waits for me
Through the gates now strewn with blood and guts and bits of brain
I know a goblin waits for me
Dark wizard, Angus comes for thee

Heroes of the wasteland, prepare for final fight
The nuclear clone of Zargothrax cannot escape this night
He wields the laser blaster, our quest may yet be doomed
Unless we seek the Robot Prince of Mighty Auchtertool

With eyes ablaze with crimson fire
And great boronic wings
His armor wrought from power steel
Heir of the mecha-king
Heroes charge with vengeance
Unicorns are in pursuit
But with the power of robot might
They’ll answer now to Hoots

Robot Prince of Auchtertool
Over thy robot kingdom rule
Electronic lord of war
Destined to reign forever more
Robot Prince of Auchtertool
Over thy robot kingdom rule
Electronic lord of war
Destined to reign forever more

Back inside the citadel
The containment zone ahead
Override the cryogenic seals
Demonic power!
No-one left to stop me now
My progenitor arise
Now the land of Fife will kneel before
Mighty double wizard
Zargothrax!

Warning… containment seals breached… cryogenic stasis system overload… liquid ice prison failure imminent… warning… warning… warning…

Double! Wizard!
Sorcerus! Geminus!
Diabolica Duplicatus!
Sorcerus! Geminus!
Diabolica Ultimae!
After decades of torment, dark fortune smiles my way
My progeny hath served me well, his reward shall be death’s citadel
Now, with the knife and the blaster
We’ll conjoin ourselves at the brain
Powerless Prince of Fife, we’ll now take your life
Let you and your kin burn in HELL!

Dundee! Dundee! Robot! Viator!
Dundee! Vortex! Noctem! Iudicium!

At last! By the machinations of my clone, I am free from the shackles of frozen slumber! After countless aeons of scheming across multiple dimensions, the grand cosmic plan of Zargothrax will now come to fruition! The chronological imperative will be eradicated… by the power of two wizards you shall perish!

Slaves of the armies of Angus
Warriors who yearn to be free
I will liberate you from the chains of your life
Your souls now belong to me
Rise as a creature of darkness
Rise as an undead machine
In the name of the Sorcerer Zargothrax
Vanquish the paleocene

And lo! The time for reckoning is at hand! Prince Angus, your reign ends today! Prepare to die!

Begone, foul servants of chaos! I swear by the blood of the sword in my veins, I will never be defeat! For the Eternal Glory of Dundee!

Robot Prince of Auchtertool
Over thy robot kingdom rule
Electronic lord of war
Destined to reign forever more
Knife of evil is too great
Prince of the robots meets his fate
Auchtertool no longer fight
Killed by the wizard lord this night
Now the ultimate battle begins
Angus is fighting the sorcerous twins
There is no chance for our hero to win
Wielding the hammer of glory so high
Knife made of evil make threaten to die
Dark laser blaster shoot death in the sky
Suddenly the heavens cry

Behold, creatures of Earth! By your foolish meddling with the 3 artifacts of power, you have summoned forth the Starlords of Eternity!
These weapons are not your playthings to be trifled with… and so for your impudent acts, your world shall be eradicated!
Except for you, brave prince… join us, for your destiny awaits beyond the outer reaches of the galaxy!

The hammer the knife and the blaster collide
Starlords of heaven return from the skies
Making the wizards and warriors die
Only Prince Angus is spared from this doom
Starlords beseech him to quest to the moon
They have revealed him a new destiny
Far across the endless galaxy

By the Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost
I will voyage ‘cross the Multiverse to fight for what was lost
From this realm of nuclear chaos, to a world beyond the stars
I will quest forever onwards, so far
I will wield the Holy Hammer of Flame
Unholy cosmic frost!

Ecce Princeps Dundonensis Imperator Ascendit In Astra Eterna!

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